The Charlie Bomb

It was not a big surprise that Charlie Sheen’s My Violent Torpedo of Truth' tour bombed. Charlie’s life just keeps getting sadder, and he is without a doubt losing at this point. Let’s face it; his tour was bound to be a disaster without writers. His groupies and tag along co-dependent friends over supported him so much that his ego became even more ridiculously inflated. I can imagine how those little meetings around his patio table went. “You can do it Charlie, we’ll help you!” As a result, none of them apparently realized that without writers, he would have to come up with enough entertaining material to last at least an hour. DUH!!

Before Charlie’s show was half over, people were telling Fox News that they were so disappointed. Wow! Really?? The guy spent the last month acting like an idiot and babbling incoherently to anyone who would listen, even at one point admitting he did crack. I can’t believe anyone thought they were going to get a good show.

Charlie’s last-ditch effort to regain the interest of his Detroit audience was to ask them who had ever done crack. He must think everyone does it, which further proves he is totally out of touch with reality. Then when only a few in the audience raised their hands, he threw insults to the rest insinuating that Detroit seemed like a good place to buy it. That’s not a good way to keep your fans Charlie.

The writing is on the wall. If his show doesn’t get any better as he travels from city to city, at the very least, his reputation will go further into the toilet and he’ll end up having to discontinue the tour. If that happens, the lawsuits will be numerous, which will only compound his problems. He really is just making an enormous fool out of himself. I wonder when or if he will ever come to his senses. Hopefully he will get the rehab he needs before his life comes to a screeching halt from his shenanigans.